Do you know that Vanesdsa Hudgens has been unhappy in recent weeks?This happened after Zac Efron yelled: "Wow! You're as flat as a board!" Zac's remark was about a piece of lumber, but Vanessa Hudgens didn't understand the physics of lumber.
Then...The very personal insult was so loud it carried over the home improvement center's public address system. Over five hundreds customers heard the remark as well. Vanessa Hudgens burst into tears and had to leave the store's lumber section for a few moments to compose herself.
Within minutes Vanessa Hudgens returned wearing a new outfit that caused the customer service reps to gasp and cheer...And after the photos were published online, had Vanessa Hudgens 's manager reaching for his heart medication!
Vanessa Hudgens walked in the store wearing not a se***xy top, but only Vanessa black see through br4!
When Vanessa Hudgens faced the other customers Vanessa yelled, "Are my t***its really too small?"
That question has been following Vanessa since she asked it several weeks ago and has been referred to as 'the question' in the press and on various websites. The public's opinions have been pouring in to her publicist's office by phone, fax, mail, and email as well!
Others have chimed in with their opinions:
Russell Brand: "They look pretty good to me!"
Bill Clinton: "To be honest, I'd have to look a little closer."
Paris Hilton: " Get a 3rd one implanted like I did, then you'll be hot!
Stephen Hawkings: "T***its-smits! Who cares!"
Skoob the author: " Perhaps just a little tweek here and there would do!"
Brenda Jones, her publicist, commented, "People are concerned, and people are confused too. Is a 34b small? Is a 32a small? Some even think she should be a 38dd!"
The official rating process has been passed on the the MVAA Br*** east Review Board for comment and evaluation. The three man review board will render a public decision.
The MVAA Br*** east Review Board render their decision: "After a careful examination, Vanessa's t***its are A-OK by us!"
Reference: thespoof.com
